#suju hard hours

[muselin]

Can I request a Super Junior wild card where the female reader shyly ask to try light bondage? (This is an established relationship, ofc).

Thank you! ☺️

Super Junior wildcards - light bondage

Who: Super Junior x reader

What: smutty 💋 but not too much 🔞⛔️ i put a bit of a spin on this to make it different to a reactions type post. reader asking to try light bondage in the moment and SuJu being creative, established relationships

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Leeteuk

His lips were trailing down your neck and he didn't notice you rummaging in the drawer of the bedside table.

"Can you... can we try these now?"

Leeteuk raised up off of you to see what you were referring to, his lips parting when he saw the handcuffs in your hand. He glanced at you briefly, then took them from you and cuffed one of your wrists to the bedframe, then the other. He placed his hands over your wrists, feeling the cool metal securely restraining you. He nudged your thighs further apart with his knee and lowered himself over you again. His lips resumed their trail of kisses over your neck as he pressed his erection against your crotch through your clothes, grinding his hips into yours.

Heechul

"What?"

You hesitated to answer Heechul, merely remaining by his side catching your breath after he'd just worked you up to a fast, hard orgasm.

"Whaaaat? What are you thinking about? Are you just gonna stare at me all night?" He asked again.

"What if... What if we did the same thing but I wasn't allowed to move?"

Heechul grinned at you, cocking his head to the side.

"Now we're talking! Let's see..."

He looked around and picked up your discarded sweater, swiftly tying your wrists behind you with the sleeves, then laid down between your legs again and dragged his tongue along your soaking slit. Your back arched clear off the bed but your hands were bound behind you, you couldn't bury your fingers in Heechul's hair like you wanted to and a low whine bubbled in your throat.

"It was your idea, darling," Heechul taunted as he slipped two fingers into your heat. "Now take it."

Yesung

"Fuck..." Yesung's husky growl in your ear made you clench your hands over the edge of the counter tighter. He fucked into you roughly from behind, one hand pressing down against your back to keep you arched and spread open for him. You reached behind you, searching for his hands to hold and he grabbed your wrists in one hand, holding them tight as he pulled on your arms for leverage to drive himself deeper into you.

Your moans grew louder and your turned to look at him, the desperation in your eyes not going unnoticed. He smiled wickedly, teeth sinking into his bottom lip as he reached across to the table where the pretty gift box with the custom-made champagne bottle engraved with your anniversary date rested. Yesung yanked the satin ribbon from under the box and raised it up, making sure you saw it as he raised his eyebrows in a question.

Your frantic nod encouraged him and he made quick work of tying several knots and a bow around your wrists behind your back, now pulling on the ends of the ribbon to draw your hips back onto his cock.

Shindong

His hands were trailing over your waist, getting you excited in the early hours of the morning. You turned around in his arms and met his smiling face. As Shindong kissed down your chest you drew your hands together in front of you, making a cute, questioning noise.

You'd talked about this before and Shindong's smile grew wider.

"Now? You want to try it now?"

You nodded, biting your lip for good measure. He chuckled, the low noise reverberating in your chest.

"Naughty naughty," he teased as he got off the bed and tugged the velcro straps off of his camera case in the corner. He hopped back into bed and straddled you, pinning you down and grabbing your hands. He criss-crossed the strap around your back, securing your hands and forearms together at your front. You gasped when he suddenly rolled you over, placing you atop him with your crotch right over his cock.

"Let's see how well you can ride me like this."

Eunhyuk

There was no one left in the practice room, thankfully, and no one to see the way your breaths were steaming up the mirror. Hyukjae's hands were everywhere, one buried in your pants cupping your heat, the other grabbing at your chest under your shirt. He turned you around to face the mirror, your disheveled reflections greeting you.

"We don't have long, the next group might arrive early," he panted in your ear as he was tugging your pants down to your thighs and pulling down his sweats.

You met his eyes in the mirror.

"I want... I want you to tie me up," you blurted out, your face heating up as you turned away, too shy to see his response.

"Right now?" His voice was gentle, a little playful. You nodded.

"I don't have anything we could use... Oh wait a minute," he took the bandana off from around his wrist and twisted it into a straight, rope-like piece. He leaned over you, hooded eyes watching your face through the mirror as he tied your hands behind your back. You moaned as you felt him line up his cock with your entrance and push in, using your wrists as leverage.

"You'll need to be very, very quiet," he teased as he bottomed out, grip tightening on your wrists.

Siwon

The food you had lovingly prepared was getting cold but you didn't care, not when Siwon was kissing you so passionately and pressing you against the kitchen counter. He'd got you out of your shirt already and shrugged off his suit jacket when he reached up, tugging on his tie to loosen it.

"Mmmm, Siwon... Do you think that would look good on me?"

He pulled the tie off, smiling against your lips.

"You want to wear my tie? It would look lovely on you."

But the way you looked up at him through your lashes told him you had different ideas. Siwon studied your face briefly, then picked you up by your thighs, seating you on the counter. He raised your arms up, tying your writs together with his tie and looping it around the door handle of the cabinet above you.

"Guess I have you at my mercy now, don't I? You need to be good for me."

His dimpled smile was devilish as he ducked down, tongue and teeth teasing over your nipples.

Donghae

"Oh god," he moaned as he tugged roughly on your clothes, lips never leaving yours. Thank goodness there was no one around where he'd parked, you thought when you found yourself practically naked in the back of Donghae's car.

You were straddling him but you were craving something else.

"Use me," you whined, grinding on his lap. He sucked in a breath, warm hands gripping onto your bare thighs. "Donghae... I want to be restrained," you said quietly, shyly, and something melted in his chest. He kissed you hungrily then guided you off his lap and on all fours across the backseat. He pulled out the seatbelt and made loops for your wrists, pulling your hands through and then buckled the seatbelt.

You felt his hands smoothing down your back and the sound of the zip on his jeans being tugged down and your core throbbed. Donghae teased the head of his cock across your folds and you moaned loudly in anticipation, your heart starting to hammer in your chest.

Ryeowook

"Say 'aaah'," Ryeowook teased as he held out a spoonful of the stew he was making for you to taste.

It was delicious but you made a disgusted face just to annoy him.

"Yah! If you're gonna be like that then no dinner for you," he pouted at you.

"But I can still have desert, right?" Your hands slid down the front of his jeans, cupping his cock. Ryeowook's hand with the spoon faltered and he nearly dropped it. You could feel him swelling up beneath your palm.

"Maybe I'll have to punish you first. So disrespectful," he teased. "Naughty hands, distracting the chef."

"Maybe you should tie them up, teach them a lesson," you looked up at him, your expression innocent and mischievous at the same time.

He smiled brightly at you, took off his apron and tied your wrists up with the straps. He then unzipped his jeans, took out his cock and brought your bound hands to it. 

"I'm going to continue cooking and you're going to please me. If you don't do a good job, no dinner for you."

Kyuhyun

You sat on the table in his dressing room, watching him take off his makeup and costume after the musical had finished.

"Don't get dressed just yet," you said quietly as he was unbuckling the belt from the breeches of his costume.

Kyuhyun looked up at you and seeing the expression on your face he went to the door and locked it. He walked over to you and spread your thighs, standing between them. His lips met yours and you felt heat rising in your chest. You pressed yourself against him, breathing harder when his hand trailed down in between your legs, under your waistband. You grabbed his arm instinctively and he pulled back.

"That won't do," he chuckled darkly.

"Well if it won't do, then...," you pulled his belt out of the loops, looking up him pleadingly.

Kyuhyun took note of you, then took his belt from your hands. He pulled your arms behind you, looping and tightening his belt around them. He leaned over you, making you brace yourself on your hands and his fingers returned to tracing beneath your waistband. They trailed lower, meeting softness and dipping into your entrance.

"So wet for me already..."

[dehydrated-for-donghae]

Headcanon: Spitting with Super Junior

more Eunhyuk Mango GIFs here word count: 978

I don't have an explanation for this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it just sort of happened. Whoops, oh well, what a shame.

No Ryeowook, 'cuz he's married.

Leeteuk

Colour this mother hen shocked. Why on earth would you want him to spit on you? But then… if it comes up organically, perhaps in the form of a strand of saliva linking your lips after a particularly ardent kiss… he’ll be curious enough to try it. Nothing too hardcore, he’s definitely not going to spit in your eye, probably a good thing that doesn’t sound too sexy but his lips do look luscious when he lets you treat your tongue like a lipgloss. So lick away and be prepared for some very messy (borderline feral) making out. His mouth isn’t the only thing that’s going to end up soaked.

Heechul

You would have to be out of your motherfucking mind to think this would go well. No.

Yesung

Okay I’m just going to say it. Yesung is filth. It doesn’t always have to be kinky fun times, vanilla is always available and on the table. Yesung is an excellent lay either way. But… my question is, why? Why would you pass up a chance on the spicy stuff? He’ll pin you down, or tie you up, get you in whatever position that you’re most comfortable with, and then he is going to go to town. He’s going to soak your skin, mouthing you all over until it looks like you’ve been swimming. He’ll spit hard if you ask him to, but he’s just as happy to let his drool and gravity work it out between themselves. And when he’s finally fucking you, leaning back with your legs wrapped around his waist so he can watch your whole body stutter on his cock, he’s going to look you in the eyes while he lets his spit drip from his perfect mouth directly onto your already-overstimulated clit. And, even better, he’s a switch. He’s more than happy to spend all his attention on you, but if you take charge… it is going to get messy. Good thing he’s got an excellent recovery rate.

Shindong

I can’t see him being into this. I’m not saying Shindong isn’t kinky or maybe I am, I just can’t see him enjoying this. Maybe it’s because he’s often cited as one of the unattractive members of SuJu, and I’m not gonna take on K-beauty standards here, but I am saying he deserves to be treated like the king he is. So no spitting on Shindong please. (Unless I’m completely wrong on this and you experience the fangirl fever dream of actually meeting him/winding up in his bed, and he asks you to spit on him. In which case, my bad).

Eunhyuk

Oh yeah, Eunhyuk is definitely into this. The merest suggestion of spit puts him straight on the “Ohgodyes” train “Fuckmenowville”. So lick the shell of his ear in public, maybe disguise it as a kiss when you are having a meal together with the whole team, and reap the benefits when you get home. Those benefits including: being thrown against a wall as soon as the door closes, getting your clothes ripped off, and swapping spit for the next two hours while getting railed in every position Eunhyuk can think of. And he's a creative guy so... lucky you.

Siwon

Generally, no. I think he’d find it too disrespectful to you. And he’d just be confused if you spat on him. He might even get mad about it, once he gets over the shock. But then again… if you can get him really riled up, maybe by teasing him relentlessly when you have to be in public all day… You don’t even need to touch him (in fact, it’s better if you don’t). Just keep catching his eye. Keep your fingers near your mouth, rest your hand on your chin, tap your lips thoughtfully (but give him bedroom eyes). Make an exaggerated show of licking your lips with your mouth open just enough to stretch it around his dick… yeah, that could distract him enough that he’d fumble his words mid sentence. And if you manage to make that happen while he’s doing an interview… you better be prepared for Dark Siwon™ to make an appearance. And Dark Siwon™ has no limits.

Donghae

If you can get him to spit on you, he’s going to try so hard to stay serious. Think missionary, him resting on his elbows above you, letting his spit drip into your mouth. Yeah, he’s gonna manage that for about five seconds before bursting into giggles and hiding his face in your neck. He’ll get better with practice, if you want him to. Once he’s used to it, if he’s feeling particularly submissive… he’s too shy to ask for it outright, but you can coax the request out of him. You’ve gotta be gentle though, no heavy degradation this is not Yesung we’re talking about. So tie him up with something soft (think dressing gown belt, or even a twisted up bedsheet), straddle his waist, and let your drool drop onto his face. Make sure you tell him how good he’s doing and how much you love him, because there will be tears. The kind that comes with a raging boner and lots of little hip thrusts, trying to find some kind of release. (Your aftercare better be top notch, or I will come for you, and they’ll be finding bits of you for months.)

Kyuhyun

Absolutely not. No. The only time spit gets involved with Kyuhyun is when he’s desperate for sex and you only have ten minutes, so he needs to slick up quick. It is really hot though, the way he spits into his hand and coats his cock before shoving it in you, with none of his usual teasing or taunting. Definitely worth getting him all riled up before a schedule or a show. Bring out his needy wild side once in a while, and cum so hard you see stars.

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[woongisi]

Jo(nah) // 21 // Bi // Any Pronouns // Eng & Esp

Masterlist?!

Click above!

About Section?!

I'm a hobby writer so don't expect masterpieces or anything but... It's fun. :) I'm prone to random hiatuses.

Ask box is always open for hard hours, requests, suggestions, etc. but I do not promise to fulfill all requests. I get overwhelmed tbh.

Groups I Write For?!

Smut (primary) // Fluff // Angst

Discretion will be used for certain idols, some I don't feel comfortable writing for despite legality.

18+ members of: Enhypen, BND, Riize, ZB1, NCT, Oneus, TXT

There's plenty more, but those are the main ones.

I will not write: Any minors, SuJu, KWJ, Jay Chang, Lucas, Kris Wu, NWJNS (yes, even legal line), Brian & Yedam (onepact), Taeil (ex-NCT), Soul & Jongseob, Ni-Ki

Limitations?!

I don't have many hard limits and I'm likely to try anything once. Watersports are a hard maybe, scat/vom are hard no's.

Have fun!!!

[super-junior-smut-archive]

Hello! First of all OMG I'm so invested in your blog, been an elf for years and just came back here so I appreciate your work <3

I also wanted to share this blog with you: superjuniorpicfics.tumblr.com

Is an old blog but is full of suju fics and they have the NAUGHTIEST STUFF THERE! it's definitely worth it to check it out. Not sure if you found it already because they stopped posting like 10 years ago but wanted to share just in case <3 thanks for your hard work on this blog, you are amazing!

oh my GOODNESS this is an absolute treasure trove 👀 I think I might've read one of these before, and somehow managed to miss the rest? don't mind me, I'm just gonna spend the next few hours reading everything on this blog... (and then adding them all to this archive 😂)

I'm actually really new at Tumblr, I never used it before I got back into SuJu and made this one. Tumblr seemed like the best place for a SuJu starved fangirl

also

and most importantly

in fact I'm not sure why I didn't start with this but-

THANK YOU FOR SAYING SUCH NICE THINGS 😭😭😭 the SuJu fandom is so quiet, it's really nice to know I'm not just posting into the void 💙💙💙💙💙

[baekhvuns]

We did it Baek, we beat the MATURE CONTENT allegations! Not sure about this message though 👀 Yes, I'm either meeting idols randomly or missing everything </3

Not being able to see Kai in the MV, fucking jail for everyone!!! I'm glad the comeback seems to be successful despite everything, honestly first Shinee now Exo, good times for the hags! I listened to Baekhyun's debut 10 times in a row to celebrate the anniversary btw!

My overall review of Exist is that I enjoyed the album, I like that it's EASY TO DIGEST, but the songs are catchy enough, I don't go through 100 emotions while listening to it just to end up confused. Anyways, uhmmm what's up with that champagne on the window shield I-?! And Mr Byun being embarrassed for saying sex??? Man, stand up lmao. Ngl, I wish the MV gave a bit more, I also saw people mentioning Suju 😭😭😭😭🔫

So actually some of the past Exo tracks aren't for me, but this album is really sooooolid, it's definitely cohesive sonically, the r&b undertones, THE FUCKING HARMONIES HELLOOOOO EARGASM! But also thematically it's definitely an album made for horny people lmaoooo. I'd have to give it more listens to establish which songs stopd out to me the most, but so far I think Regret It and Private Party are my faves!

Kai is away so Baek is the one serving cunt now?! Who would have thought. Military made Taemin into a bigger baby girl, meanwhile Baek is whoring

Also, let me say I'm so proud of Shinee honestly and the way they can never believe whenever they win, because some fuckass people wanna claim Shinee isn't relevant anymore and they won INKIGAYO!!! TAEMIN DID S CLASS AND HARD CHALLENGE WITH HYUNJIN, HE WENT TO JYP????? Why is he so adventurous all of a sudden

Jamal astrology hoe, pls https://www.pinkvilla.com/entertainment/ncts-jaehyun-to-make-big-screen-debut-with-film-in-6-hours-you-will-die-alongside-park-ju-hyun-kwak-si-yang-1228441 this is the short description 👀 I need more kpop men in unhinged roles, like yeah them playing losers in rom coms is fine but give me something else

Hybe didn't even apologise for the way they treated fans, they justified their actions. Fans were still groped, wtf, sometimes the gender matters, but they were still violated so what difference does it make seriously

So, I'm sure if YSL was in contact with Hwa they'd already invite him somewhere :/ and he'd definitely thank them publicly, but his dedication to get noticed is admirable. Stop because first I saw those sandals on Ten and had to close my eyes and Seonghwa too... Hongjoong's obsession with Olivier Rousteing paid off so fingers crossed, ugh if not I'm personally going to Anthony Vacarello's house ☠

Re: N**m*r: Idk some girlies really love footballers, they have humiliation kink cause I know at least 3 WAG wannabies from London who do that, they don't care those men will cheat on them. They usually just wanna bang and go, lmao kinda respect the hustle, but is it even worth it with some of them... yikes

Omfg no because I saw the Suarez thing and was like HUH, then got confused why RM was posting about it 😭

Baek are you updated on King the Land, because the latest episodes?! They really went for it, it's so cliche idk how it even works, but it does! Do you remember Yoona and Junho dancing to Senorita, because that was an event!!! I also remembered Taeyong and Seulgi and WOW... imagine 4th gen idols doing that ajsvhshajskdavshsjdjd

Insane to think certain idols would be in totally different fields, like business, pilot, chef then tattoo artist, Twitch streamer lmao but here they are in the same fucking group doing aegyo and hip thrusting on stage

Yeah, so I obviously enjoy 4th gen, but 2nd and 3rd gen had the quality, now I see those Tik Tok fucking songs that are under 3 mins and I wanna die!!! Don't wanna be a boomer, easy and fun choreography can be cool, not only for fans to follow, but also idops to perform, but where is the versatility, the creativity...

Shhahdhndjshahhshaaj stop SM people are lurking cause that guy was quick to like Yuta's post?! 😬😬😬😬 and now there are articles about SM being xenophobic <333 like I said, embarrasSMENT... it's a shame they have so many artists I like, because they're literally the worst. And apparently Sungtaro are debuting soon, I will believe it when I see it. Really shitty that they remived Shohei, he's neither in NCT Tokyo nor the other bg :( man is a grown ass adult, let him debut!

Ryan is Ken for life because wtf is he saying?! Margot os serving so many iconic looks during the promo! Btw booked tickets for both Barbie and Oppenheimer on the same day lmaooo it's gonna be a fucking ride

You're right, KQ posted the "apology", not even Ateez's account??? And the apology was too vague imo, again if Indian/South Asian fans want to accept it that's their decision, I'm not saying people should cancel them and send then threats (it's happening and it's so bad), BUT some stans are ok with bare minimum, they just wanna move on... :/ that's what I told my friend, imagine if someone wrote a track called Kimchi Song, Asian people get so much shit for their native food, so it's incredibly insensitive. I don't wanna generalise, but I met so many Korean stans and while some were nice, some are simply crazy and lose their morals over kpop. On the other hand, one thing can tip them off, nothing serious and they can go from loving someone to sending them threats and???

It's a shame none of the members apologised, I like to think they wanted to, but idk. San posted on b.stage I thought he'd mention it, I understand it was his birthday, but... :/ I'm not usually personally affected by most of idols' fuck ups, but it always pisses me off regardless

Exo possible collabs??? Exo on Killing Voice, well they definitely fucking killed :o

Shinee, Teen Top, U-Kiss, Exo, Infinite, what year is this?! Remember when we would get so many 2nd/3rd gen ggs comebacks?! 2021 and 2022 😭😭😭😭

Baek, I got two tattoos during my trip and I already made appointments for two more, so pray for me lmao <333

Did you see model Hwa on the cover?! Sadly I don't have high hopes, because it's Cosmo and they usually have boring shoots, so far they look ok (but their clothes are basically their promo/stage fits? 😬) *sigh* - DV 💖

hello!! i answered this but tumblr glitched and wndfkklwef

We did it Baek, we beat the MATURE CONTENT allegations! Not sure about this message though 👀 Yes, I'm either meeting idols randomly or missing everything </3  /// Not being able to see Kai in the MV, fucking jail for everyone!!! I'm glad the comeback seems to be successful despite everything, honestly first Shinee now Exo, good times for the hags! I listened to Baekhyun's debut 10 times  in a row to celebrate the anniversary btw!

WE BEAT THE MATURE CONTENT ALLEGATIONS!!!!

that cream sada is not just about cream soda after all 😀 KAI WOULDVE DEVOURED HE HAS THE FIRST CHORUS TOO 😭😭😭😭 FUCK RAVI, KAI IN A SUIT DOING THAT BODY ROLL WITH HIS GAZE WOULDVE ENDED ME SO BAD FHWJDHWKDHWK im also vv glad it’s successful but sm’s doing everything in their hands to not make it bc what the fuck, all this treatment and everyone still thinking we crazy like ☺️☺️ but this is actually sad. HIS 10TH ANNIVERSARY AND HES A MILLION SELLER AGAIN OH TO BE HIM !!!!!

good times for hags yes!! saw this twt and cried my eyes out rhkwhdwjshkw

sorry what the fuck. u know what i can’t even handle him idk how id handle kai  like ive gone thru theee breakdowns all delulu while wondering why iTS NOT ME WHOS WITH HIM

THIS IS JUST NOW WHAT THE FUCK   )oh im screaming AND MATEO??? BROTHER IN CHRIST??? UR WIFES WATCHING FBHWKDHWK

??? thirty sexy to a new level

i need this man actually

yeah kai possessed him also not kai doing fansigns in the barracks and having men fall for him 😭😭😭

im also vv sorry this is late like idk what happened i met this new person yesterday to do an assignment w my friends and i went home and im immediately sick like i think they hexxed me bc i am SICK 😭😭😭

My overall review of Exist is that I enjoyed the album, I like that it's EASY TO DIGEST, but the songs are catchy enough, I don't go through 100 emotions while listening to it just to end up confused. Anyways, uhmmm what's up with that champagne on the window shield I-?! And Mr Byun being embarrassed for saying sex??? Man, stand up lmao. Ngl, I wish the MV gave a bit more, I also saw people mentioning Suju 😭😭😭😭🔫

I AGREE. I AGREE ITS EASY TO DIGEST ITS EASY TO LISTEN like my ears are not crying im so vv happy w the entire album, i realized many reactio channels said that after heat me out,, it’s so casual r&b like the reactors have grown to love simple music and that song + all the other ones are just so, non fussy??? just straight good music and the choreo??? the best in their career ever. the preciseness??? beat the broken knees allegations 😭😭

cream soda took me three listens to understand and it dawned on me that it’s bc my volume wasn’t up so i listened to it w bass and 😯😯😯 eargasm galore,, it is A HIT. ENTIRE CHORUS BEING A HIGH NOTE, 12/10 OVER FOR EVERYONE EVER FBWKDH ITS SO FUN FUNKY SEXY PERFECT FOR SUMMER AND PARTIES??? vocals wow,,, a new level,,, ur so correct! it didn’t feel confusing but it felt so nice to hear their voices after so long,, THE HARMONIES LIKE???? THE FALSETTO BEING THE ENTIRE CHORUS IS MENTAL PHEWWWW KILL ME SIRE,, champagne on the windshield, u know exactly why 😵‍💫😵‍💫 LMFAOOO NO BC THIS DOES LOOK LIKE THE SUJU MV SHIT THEYRE OLD NOW 😭😭😭ngl me too i wish the mv was just tad bit MORE but i won’t complain bc this mv was filmed on the du of the damn lawsuit so ik none of them said a lot of shit against what to do and what not to 🤚🏻but i think the more i watch it the more i like it,,, cinematography is rly pretty the yellows holds greens purples and reds,,, wow 🫡 very classic, gatsby look just classic exo

just tells me that there’s a lot of incredible music but this talent is 😮‍💨

So actually some of the past Exo tracks aren't for me, but this album is really sooooolid, it's definitely cohesive sonically, the r&b undertones, THE FUCKING HARMONIES HELLOOOOO EARGASM! But also thematically it's definitely an album made for horny people lmaoooo. I'd have to give it more listens to establish which songs stopd out to me the most, but so far I think Regret It and Private Party are my faves!

im going to say U GOTTA RELISTEN TO OBSESSION WND TEMPO IM SORRY I WILL NOT ACCEPT ANY LESS 🔫 OASIS SIGN DAMAGE BUTTERFLY AFFECT YA YA YA??? no ur so right this album is so solid and cohesive in the best way possible,,, like the tracks are so well thought out??? the 90’s, r&b pop and synth pop 😭😭 CRYING IK THOSE PRODUCERS WERE LINING UP TO WORK W RHEM UR RIGHT RHE FUCKINF HARMONIES THE WAY I GET SO GASPY WHEN THEY DO THAT LIKE??? this is exactly what i want from atz so bad 😭😭😭 IT RLY IS FOR HORNY PPL LIKE DO U HEAR THE BED CREAKING NOISES 😭😭😭 PRIVATE PARTY PLS DID U HEAR THE BED CREAK this me listening to it

but like im obsessed w no make up and love fool,,, like what the fuck did they put in THOSE SONGS,,, what an album honestly i am always surprised w them in the best way,, like how can u gag me every bc 😭😭 i am obsessed w cream soda

Kai is away so Baek is the one serving cunt now?! Who would have thought. Military made Taemin into a bigger baby girl, meanwhile Baek is whoring /// Also, let me say I'm so proud of Shinee honestly and the way they can never believe whenever they win, because some fuckass people wanna claim Shinee isn't relevant anymore and they won INKIGAYO!!! TAEMIN DID S CLASS AND HARD CHALLENGE WITH HYUNJIN, HE WENT TO JYP????? Why is he so adventurous all of a sudden

NO BC BAEKHYUN???? WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING IM ACTUALLY CRYING,, it’s the way kai left them a mission that they need to DANCE and not embarrass him and they are dancing im so sick the footwork is insane,,, taemin bbygirl meowing and baekhyun’s out here showing nips and tongues 😭😭

NO BC ITS TAEMINS REACTIONS TO THE WINS HAVE ME SO HAPPY LIKE HE TRULY CANNOT BELIEVE THEY WON LIKE MF UR A LEGEND??? 😭😭😭 THESE CRUMBS ARE SO WHOLESOME LIKE TAEMIN X SKZ, DARA X EXO, MINHO X EVERYONE 😭😭 AND THUNDER IS GETTING MARRIED??? 😭😭

Jamal astrology hoe, pls https://www.pinkvilla.com/entertainment/ncts-jaehyun-to-make-big-screen-debut-with-film-in-6-hours-you-will-die-alongside-park-ju-hyun-kwak-si-yang-1228441 this is the short description 👀 I need more kpop men in unhinged roles, like yeah them playing losers in rom coms is fine but give me something else

no bc im very excited to see what he does,, kpop’s actors / drama’s have been really good and exciting,,, i just know he’s gonna be so incredibly hot,, do u ever look at jamal and think he’d fit the twilight role so perfectly

Hybe didn't even apologise for the way they treated fans, they justified their actions. Fans were still groped, wtf, sometimes the gender matters, but they were still violated so what difference does it make seriously

no bc do u rmr the mental health polls hybe did?? fans were groped NEAR the new artists,,, i hope a few ppl sue them bc this is so incredibly wrong???

So, I'm sure if YSL was in contact with Hwa they'd already invite him somewhere :/ and he'd definitely thank them publicly, but his dedication to get noticed is admirable. Stop because first I saw those sandals on Ten and had to close my eyes and Seonghwa too… Hongjoong's obsession with Olivier Rousteing paid off so fingers crossed, ugh if not I'm personally going to Anthony Vacarello's house ☠

yeah!!! :( HIS DEDICATION REALLY IS UP THERE I HOPE THEY LISTEN FOR ONCE,, im sorry like those sandals are so whatsapp mom core 😭😭😭😭 KEEP UR GRIPPERS WITH U PLS WE DONT NEED TO SEE 😭😭 omg hongjoong’s manifestation power must be crazy good for rousteing to fall in love w him like that LMFAOOO ANTHONY ITS ON SIGHT

Re: N*mr: Idk some girlies really love footballers, they have humiliation kink cause I know at least 3 WAG wannabies from London who do that, they don't care those men will cheat on them. They usually just wanna bang and go, lmao kinda respect the hustle, but is it even worth it with some of them… yikes /// Omfg no because I saw the Suarez thing and was like HUH, then got confused why RM was posting about it 😭

NO SRS THIS HUMILIATION KINK IS FBKWHDKWHDKW I RESPECT IT BUT THE WAY I CRINGE FBWMDBKW ou not the wag wannabes u know what yeah i also respect the hustle like u go get that ride and dip w the money <3 no bc srs are they even worth it 😭😭😭 YEAH ME TOO UNTIL IT CLICKED AND MY HEART CAME BACK UP FBWJDHSK also why tf is everyone moving to saudi im actually so disappointed in everyone, losing passion over money 😭😭 LIKE BRO UR IN UR PRIME AND UR GOING INTO A NOWHERE LEAGUE

Baek are you updated on King the Land, because the latest episodes?! They really went for it, it's so cliche idk how it even works, but it does! Do you remember Yoona and Junho dancing to Senorita, because that was an event!!! I also remembered Taeyong and Seulgi and WOW… imagine 4th gen idols doing that ajsvhshajskdavshsjdjd

I AM SO UPDATED!!! I LOOK FORWARD TO EVERY WEEKEND FOR NEW EPS the kiss. the way. he was shaking. 😶😶 crying screaming shitting i need them married. YOONA AND JUNHO WON THE IDAF WAR omf do u rmr the cabi song like that was peak idgaf,,, taecyeon and yoona and then jessica 😭😭😭 taeyong seulgi doing a show together???? 👁👁

Insane to think certain idols would be in totally different fields, like business, pilot, chef then tattoo artist, Twitch streamer lmao but here they are in the same fucking group doing aegyo and hip thrusting on stage /// Yeah, so I obviously enjoy 4th gen, but 2nd and 3rd gen had the quality, now I see those Tik Tok fucking songs that are under 3 mins and I wanna die!!! Don't wanna be a boomer, easy and fun choreography can be cool, not only for fans to follow, but also idops to perform, but where is the versatility, the creativity…

RIGHT LIKE KUN AS A PILOT??? 😭😭😭 so random,,, twitch streamer stOP 😭😭😭 here they are being a slut fbwkdhwk ur right!!! thwy had the quality, everyone was releasing bangers it was crazy but the best time for kpo musically!!! UR RIGHT THE TIKTOK SONGS ARE 😭😭🔫,,, no bc this 100% easy and fun can be cool but not having it fit the music,, new choreo is so underrated these days like all we see his hand moves or straight up gymnastics,, give us good food!!!!

Shhahdhndjshahhshaaj stop SM people are lurking cause that guy was quick to like Yuta's post?! 😬😬😬😬 and now there are articles about SM being xenophobic <333 like I said, embarrasSMENT… it's a shame they have so many artists I like, because they're literally the worst. And apparently Sungtaro are debuting soon, I will believe it when I see it. Really shitty that they remived Shohei, he's neither in NCT Tokyo nor the other bg :( man is a grown ass adult, let him debut!

LMFAOOOO BRMWHDKWHDKW HES ON TWITTER FOR SURE,,, EMBARRASSMENT TRULY,, but honestly is it surprising bc sm’s past treatment with their chinese employers and then doing a law suit on them before leaving,, literally,, the idols are the best part of sm honestly 😭😭 YEAH ???? LIKE JUST PUT THEM IN A GROUP AND DEBUT IT OUT also their new bg having jaejoong dna like sm rly loves him 😭😭

Ryan is Ken for life because wtf is he saying?! Margot os serving so many iconic looks during the promo! Btw booked tickets for both Barbie and Oppenheimer on the same day lmaooo it's gonna be a fucking ride

LMFAOOOO CORRECT I DONT KNOW WHAT HE IS ON FBWKDHWKDBSK so excited to see it,,, OH UR DOING A DOUBLE FEATURE??? SCREAMING PLS GET THE SEATS NOLAN WANTED PPL TO HAVE stop ur gonna feel the nuke irl 😭😭😭

You're right, KQ posted the "apology", not even Ateez's account??? And the apology was too vague imo, again if Indian/South Asian fans want to accept it that's their decision, I'm not saying people should cancel them and send then threats (it's happening and it's so bad), BUT some stans are ok with bare minimum, they just wanna move on… :/ that's what I told my friend, imagine if someone wrote a track called Kimchi Song, Asian people get so much shit for their native food, so it's incredibly insensitive. I don't wanna generalise, but I met so many Korean stans and while some were nice, some are simply crazy and lose their morals over kpop. On the other hand, one thing can tip them off, nothing serious and they can go from loving someone to sending them threats and???

yeah like the clear difference in followers and posting on the other acc had me side eyeing them,,, was v disappointed that it was yunsanhwa— omg do u rmr lee hyori doing sexy dance on a hindu mantra???? MY JAW WAS ON THE FLOOR HOW DO U BE THIS INSENSITIVE????? yeah ppl wanna move on but i am definitely side eyeing them for a while 🤨 but honestly i expected it, every idol has to do something like this with their whole chest 😭😭😭

It's a shame none of the members apologised, I like to think they wanted to, but idk. San posted on b.stage I thought he'd mention it, I understand it was his birthday, but… :/ I'm not usually personally affected by most of idols' fuck ups, but it always pisses me off regardless

i do too but that ur right that part,,, it always pisses me off when it be the ppl u never expected??? this one rly had me open my eyes a little like 🤚🏻

Exo possible collabs??? Exo on Killing Voice, well they definitely fucking killed :o  /// Shinee, Teen Top, U-Kiss, Exo, Infinite, what year is this?! Remember when we would get so many 2nd/3rd gen ggs comebacks?! 2021 and 2022 😭😭😭😭

possible collabs,,, i need them to collab on a group album more often. THEY RLT DID BUT I WANTED A PT2 BC THERES SO MUCH AND THEM CHOOSING LOVE SHOT OVER TEMPO??? CRAZY.  watching it made me realize how c razy their discography is, hit after hit and wow 🤚🏻 mr kim jongdae rly does it w so much ease, and baekhyun??? he’s a full time flirter, part time idol

I AM SO EXCITED FOR INFINITE LIKE DBWKDHWKHDKW WE SEE IDOL L 😭😭😭 FINALLY AFTER SO LONG CRYING FHWKDHWK hoping this summer brings good songs for everyone esp the 2/3rd gen groups that are coming back, we need that era back!

Baek, I got two tattoos during my trip and I already made appointments for two more, so pray for me lmao <333  /// Did you see model Hwa on the cover?! Sadly I don't have high hopes, because it's Cosmo and they usually have boring shoots, so far they look ok (but their clothes are basically their promo/stage fits? 😬) sigh - DV💖

WE NEED A DOODLE DRAWING OF THEM RIGHT NOW 🔫🔫 I DID SEE MODEL HWA COVER. ITS ALL BLACK AND WHITE BUT I GUESS ITS SOMETHING 😭😭😭 but did u see jeong yunho. why is he so big like that. i went thru a 15 min blankness looking at him

no cause fbwkdhwk

damn

AND HIM???

[memorialaddresstomirrorcleworld]

The impure thoughts for long-haired Kyuhyun during SS8… *yanks her own in despair*

[elf-bot]

I was dared to send you some of my smutty-and-emotional Suju thoughts from last night by a dear friend 😔 Pls feel free to ignore but also knowing this blog I think hard hours are always open? And I am constantly thinking indecent things about the Suju boys..

i need to know who you had in mind when writing this because i read it thinking about eunhyuk and i fucking lost it 😩 everyone needs to read this asap omg, i read it twice already

hard hours are always open YES, drop them on my ask don’t be shy. we’re thirsty over here. i know i’m not the only one lol

[fujunfuren]

3 hours is our limit for concentration. We really focus really hard for 1 hour for the choreography - Eunhyuk on the sujus in the practice room

[fishylife]

Thoughts on Street Dance of China 4 episode 2

(Aka Fishy is screencapping shows again. I’m screencapping straight from Youtube so sorry for the shoddy cut off screencaps but blame Youtube for having their player bar cover the video. I’ve never understood that because it’s always in the way.)

(Also Episode 2 part 1 is really just “How many times can Han Geng and Henry hug” and the answer is “as many times as they want”)

- Not really sure why Henry chose Anissa and Tuzi for the 2 vs. 2 battle, especially since Anissa was really not confident about it :( I felt really bad for Anissa because she seemed super nervous!!!!! I just hope that she doesn’t lose enthusiasm and that she can continue to enjoy the rest of the competition v.v

- Kelo and Uwa were extremely impressive though. Like, the way they move together is so awesome and cool.

- Among the dancers, Xiao Jie is actually really good at speaking. No wonder he gets interviewed a lot, because he’s able to describe the dancers to us layfolk, but he is also very smiley and entertaining.

- How dare Yixing be this cute 😤😤😤 He’s definitely far more relaxed when he’s just a spectator, that’s for sure. He was laughing at all the jokes and awkward moments and generally so much more animated when just part of the sidelines.

- Henry covering his mouth because he was enjoying Xiaohai’s performance was pretty cute too, not gonna lie.

- I liked San’er from episode 1, so I was cheering for him when he participated in the 3 vs. 3 battle lol. But it was really interesting to hear the conversation when Wang Yibo asked his team why San’er lost the battle. Ye Yin and Liangliang told him that to the judges who are old school, they care less for explosiveness, and more for actual skill, and while San’er’s performance might’ve looked really exciting to the average viewer, that’s not what the old school judges look for.

- So apparently Lil Kev plays a lot of mind games, and we saw that during his battle against Bozi. So he’s like...the Brad Marchand of breaking lol.

- Are...are we gonna comment on this hug between Poppin’C and Xiaohai? Lmao

- What are they being so cute for. (Also don’t @ me but Bunta is....really cute)

- Is it just me, or did we get fewer behind-the-scenes practice clips this time for Han Geng vs. Henry compared to Yixing vs. Yibo? Particularly for the 5 vs. 5 battle.

- Dimple alert. (Sorry I know this is a Han Geng vs. Henry battle but Yixing just looks so freaking cute today)

- Han Geng.....has a really soft and gentle voice (it is simping hours up in the fishy house okay). He speaks particularly quietly during his one-person interviews and his voice is so pleasant to listen to in those clips.

- Henry was talking about how he wanted to do that move with Poppin’C where they’d lean back on each other’s knees and do a wave with their arms. For some reason that move struck me as something that was very Henry like. He just strikes me as the kind of guy who uses a lot of waves and smooth-looking moves in his dances.

- Also lol @ Henry being “non fatigue!” That Ontario French curriculum at work.

- Han Geng and Henry trash talking each other except it just turns into a walk down memory lane about how Han Geng used to take care of Henry.

- Don’t even act surprised, y’all knew I was going to screenshot this.

- Kitty is amused.

- Of course Han Geng would end his routine with a big ol’ hug. What a huge softie.

- I did think that Han Geng and Xiaohai were kind of a rough duo because even if they were in sync, it was hard to tell because of the height difference. Actually, I spent a lot more time focusing on Han Geng, especially towards the end when the rest of the team crowded around them and he was visibly one of the taller ones.

- Henry’s move where he stood on Poppin’C’s thighs was super cool!! His performance was just super fun to watch. I felt like I was having a good time along with them haha.

- Please sir, may I have more hugs?

- I think Han Geng and Xiaohai’s second performance was better because it relied less on being in sync performing the same actions. However, at this point, Poppin’C and Henry have kind of created a specific brand (TM) for themselves, like they are so uniquely charming to watch, so they have firmly won me over Han Geng and Xiaohai’s team.

- Running into a hug? Are you kidding me, Lau Hin-wah???

- More

- Not only is this show cashing in on the Suju/Suju M fans, it is definitely going to pull in new fans with the Han Geng/Henry ship lol.

- Yixing spinning to get up.

- It is just so goddamn natural for them to be so close to each other. Also Han Geng said that his waist is feeling iffy from that popping ^^;; Old man joints

- Lifting Han Geng’s shirt to look at his patch...

- One of the dancers on Han Geng’s team was crying because he made a mistake in the 5 vs. 5 battle and Han Geng is like why are you crying? And gave him a playful slap on the shoulder.

- Why is that the ads done by the dancer contestants are so much more entertaining than the professional ads (the ads with mainstream celebrities or with professional actors).

- Henry’s written the pinyin on top of the Chinese names of his team members. Better safe than sorry, you know?

- Lmao how dare they bully Tengzai and Shitou by making them talk XD

- I think that when Henry assigns his team members to certain battles, he is thinking more about the combination of styles, rather than the skill level or  synchronization. When he assigned Anissa and Tuzi to the 2 vs. 2 battle, he wanted to try out the East vs. West approach, but the opposing duo of Kelo and Uwa had a lot more history together and were obviously better as a collective unit. When it came to Chen Mo and Waiwai, he was interested in seeing a waacking duo. In theory I think I know what Henry was trying to imagine, but I think it is difficult to have a really intense waacking duo because it’d be hard to synchronize very high speed arm movements. In the end, they went with some moves that were simpler, and I think that’s why they lost out to Tengzai and Shitou. That being said, Henry did win his first battle against Han Geng. I think it’s just the 2 vs 2 battles that are his weakness. The 3 vs. 3 battles are really just individual battles, and the 5 vs. 5 battles are usually made up of dancers who are used to routine group dances as opposed to solo or duo dancers.

- A quick word about the judge Icee. His name in Chinese is 王冰冰. The 冰冰 part is self explanatory enough (冰 means ice), so where does the 王 come from? I read somewhere (I forgot where), but apparently his wife’s surname is 王, so he just took on her surname for his Chinese name. Don’t know how true that is, but I think that’s cute.

- So often I see Bunta and Ibuki having fun and cheering on other people, whether it’s their own team members or dancers on other teams.

- Less than a second flashback of Zitao from a previous season v.v Please producers...let us have a LayTao reunion....please....I beg....

- The 5 vs. 5 battle between Yixing and Henry’s teams was pretty fun to watch, probably because the song was so hype lol.

- The leader battles between Yixing and Henry were really entertaining too though.

- The first piece of music for Henry and Yixing’s leader battles was very very cool. Like, it was just a nice piece of music to listen to, and I think that the kind of music it was gave way to rather creative interpretations. Henry and Han Yu went for a more story-based approach, whereas Yixing and MT Pop focused more on an aesthetic. I preferred Yixing and MT Pop’s performance here.

- Henry and Han Yu also had a pretty solid performance for the second song. As for Mingming and Gumball, they didn’t really perform “together,” because they were both doing their own thing, but their individual performances were interesting. (Also let us acknowledge, nothing gets Yixing turnt like KRUMP XD He was so into the performance haha)

- I was so caught up in the euphoria of Henry/Han Geng that I forgot that Henry and Yixing also had a past history, but I think their friendship probably mostly existed off screen. They were from different groups after all, but we also know how low key Yixing has always been. Even if they were bffs we never would’ve known. I also remember on Back to Field, Yixing said that Henry helped him install and set up his music software, so they probably have some kind of rapport on the music side. But yeah, it just seemed like Yixing was rather formal about it all, calling Henry his 哥哥/前輩. And Henry seemed to look at Yixing like his son lol. He was like oh look at Yixing and how far he’s come, etc.

- Xiao Jie said that he’d battled Hilty & Bosch 14 years ago, which means that Xiao Jie isn’t that young, which may be why he’s so chill lmao. Anyway, Xiao Jie is a very entertaining dancer to watch, and he worked well with Shen Zihao. But of course, HB are formidable themselves as well and their chemistry is just too too good. And they’re just incredibly clean dancers.

- Yibo went over to Han Geng to scope out who he was going to send out for their battle. Xiao Jie tried to warn Han Geng about this but he was too late and Yibo already made his attack. But the entire interaction between Yibo and Han Geng was so lols because it was so strange lmao. Yibo was straight up like “who are you going to send out during the battle?” And Han Geng kept thinking that Yibo was trying to play mind games and use that to gleam other information from him. So Han Geng’s answer ended up being really confusing too, he was like “if that’s what you’ve decided I’ll follow your lead.” The thing about Han Geng is that he is too senior for Yibo to clown on, so he is actually being serious, and Han Geng is trying to keep things light haha. (I think Yibo would totally be his normal gremlin self to Yixing and Henry, but Han Geng is like the next tier up from them both.)

- LMAO Aki-san calling out Tony-san for being older than him XD And Tony Gogo was like what have I ever done to you??? I love Aki-san hahahaha.

- Okay Aki-san vs. Nelson was pretty awesome, but SO WAS BORIS vs. ZYKO???? Holy crap that was sooo much fun to watch because like....human bodies can bend that way? And Boris and Zyko aren’t small guys, so it was insanely awesome to watch.

- Side note, Boris’ Mandarin is pretty good. I looked him up and on his Instagram he says he lives in Shanghai, so it makes sense that his Chinese is good enough for everyday communication. In one part of the show he was instruction Yibo on dancing and like, he was not stuttering at all.

- Wait, Han Geng says that he’s known Yibo for 10 years :o So I just looked him up and it turns out Han Geng has been with Yuehua Entertainment since 2010, so I think the math makes sense. Wow, how time flies. He always such a dad though, he’s always like, the top priority is fun and happiness!!! And honestly, he’s right. Like, what is this show if not just a huge dance showcase more than an actual competition?

- Physically impossible for Han Geng not to hug his didis.

- I love that in a dance party full of dancers, some will still choose to slow dance like this.

- Of course Henry will come and praise his gege. (ft. Nelson in the right lol)

- Yo I love Rochka. He’s one of the chillest guys there.

- The kids’ performance was cute :3 Their little jumpsuits uwu

- Also one of the kids was Shitou’s daughter and it was absolutely hilarious how he still introduces her in the most monotonous and neutral voice and he was like “please give her some encouragement” in the most low energy voice ever XD The b-boying kids were super legit though. Oh and apparently Xiao Jie’s son was one of the dancers too :3 Somebody was like “yo Xiao Jie isn’t that your son?��� and he was like “lol yeah.” XD Aren’t they cute?

[onewfantaesy]

Slytherpuff au

“So what’s your favorite class so far?”

“Herbology!”

Kibum snorts from across the table, and Taemin can’t help but pout. He turns to Jinki then, who only shrugs, but even Minho looks amused from his seat next to Kibum. You’d think Kibum would be laughing quieter considering he’s a Ravenclaw currently sitting in the library.

“Are you just Jinki’s mini-me or something?” Kibum finally asks.

“No!” Taemin immediately whines.

“Hey!” Jinki whines back. “What’s wrong with being my mini-me?”

“Herbology is cool,” Taemin says, ignoring the way Jinki jabs a finger in his ribs. “You’re probably just bad at it.”

“I’ll have you know I’m top of my class,” Kibum scoffs. “In everything!”

“So you’re a nerd,” Taemin teases, narrowing his eyes despite the smirk tugging at his lips. Kibum just kicks his leg underneath the table, which makes Taemin yelp louder than intended, which makes the librarian come over and shush them. Taemin immediately shrinks into Jinki’s side, clearly afraid of getting points taken or being given a detention. It only makes Kibum and Minho snort again, albeit quieter than they did before.

“You were s’posed to help me with my Transfiguration homework,” Taemin whines quietly to Jinki, giving one harsh tug to the sleeve of Jinki’s robes. “If you’re not gonna help, I’ll just go find Nini.”

“Here, here,” Jinki assures him, pulling Taemin’s textbook closer. “Tell me what you’re having trouble with, and I’ll try my best to help.”

They go over Taemin’s homework for half an hour before he finally seems to grasp the concept, and then he’s off to find his friends. With one pouty glance, he says goodbye to Kibum and Minho as well, and then he’s scurrying out of the library.

“You didn’t tell us he was your mini-me,” Kibum says once Taemin leaves.

“Yeah, we thought he was gonna be like all those other Suju kids,” Minho adds. “Isn’t he even the heir?”

“After his dad,” Jinki says, waving a hand. “My mom says he takes after our side of the family more, though. Said she wouldn’t have been surprised if he’d ended up in Hufflepuff.”

“Why do you think he didn’t?” Kibum asks.

“Probably too afraid of what his father’s family would think,” Jinki admits with a sigh. “There’s a lot more of them, you know. I think it’s hard for him sometimes.”

“What, being the heir?”

“Feeling like the odd man out,” Jinki says softly. “They’re not bad people, I’ve met them all tons of times, but they’re all very Slytherin. Uncle Heechul is the only one who didn’t marry another Slytherin.”

“Does that even really matter once you’re out of school?” Minho asks.

“Some families take it more seriously than others,” Kibum tells him. “But even my family has mostly been sorted into Ravenclaw, and both my parents are half-bloods. I know they’re happier I’m in their house.”

“It’s just all politics,” Jinki huffs. “But Taemin has a lot of pressure, being the heir.”

“Well you’re an heir too, aren’t you?” Minho asks. “You said that last year, didn’t you?”

“Yeah, but Taemin is my only other cousin. It’s just Auntie Taeyeon and my mom. There’s not as much rivalry, I guess.”

“Wouldn’t there be more rivalry then?” Minho asks.

“I dunno,” Jinki admits with a sigh. “Uncle Heechul’s family is just more intense. There’s just so many of them, it’s insane.”

They’re all quiet for a while, going back to studying for the time being. Then Jinki chuckles a little bit, and he looks up and holds his chin in his palm.

“D’you want me to see if I can get you guys invited to the family Christmas party?” Jinki asks. “You’d get to see Taemin in all his little heir glory.”

“Oh you’ve got to get us invited now,” Kibum begs.

“Would I even be allowed to come?” Minho asks, frowning.

“Muggleborn or not, you’re my friend,” Jinki says. “I’ll write my mom tonight and ask. I think it’d be fun.”

“To a family party though?” Kibum asks.

“Family and friends,” Jinki shrugs. “I’ll write my mom. It’s usually a couple days before Christmas.”

It turns out the Suju family and friends Christmas party is quite the event. There’s tons of people there, they even recognize a few other students from school aside from the Suju cousins. Minho and Kibum stick close to Jinki though, clearly feeling out of place in a party full of mostly Slytherins. But what catches their attention most, however, is the sight of Taemin in fancy dress robes, his hair perfectly combed, standing between what can only be his father and grandfather. They make sure to greet every guest that enters the grandfather’s manor, but Kibum doesn’t miss the shadow of a pout that tugs at Taemin’s face when he has to greet them.

“Grandfather,” they hear Taemin ask in a quiet voice, “can I go stay with Jinki now?”

“You’re eleven now, Taemin,” the old man says. “You’re a student at Hogwarts. It’s time you start taking your role as heir more seriously.”

“Once everyone’s arrived, we can go find Mommy, hmm?” Heechul says softly, tucking a stray lock of hair behind Taemin’s ear. “It shouldn’t be much longer now.”

“As soon as I came last year, he was allowed to just wander around with me,” Jinki says to his friends, his voice quiet. “Come on, let’s go find something to eat. Taemin will be around soon.”

It’s an hour before Taemin eventually finds them, and he clings to Jinki and frowns at him. He starts whining about heir duties and snotty Ministry officials and boring conversations until Jinki just stuffs an appetizer in his mouth to shut him up. Taemin frowns at him still, but he ends up grabbing another off Jinki’s plate.

“Grandfather’s extra stuffy this year,” Taemin says, his words muffled around the food shoved in his mouth. “He wouldn’t even let me wear the robes Mommy bought me, he made me wear these itchy ones Grandmother made, because they have the family crest and pattern and color and blah blah blah.”

He scratches at his collar as if to prove that it’s uncomfortable, which makes Jinki laugh, but Kibum and Minho are still a bit uncomfortable at such a formal party. They don’t want to say anything against their host, especially since they aren’t actually family.

“Why’d you bring these two knobheads?” Taemin whines. “I thought you couldn’t bring anyone unless you were dating. Are you a throuple?”

“Where the hell did you learn that word?” Jinki snaps at him.

“Heard Baekhyun say it,” Taemin says, shrugging. “In the common room.”

Baekhyun is only a year older than Taemin. Jinki has a feeling Baekhyun heard it from another Suju cousin, most likely Chanyeol.

“Don’t say words like that,” Jinki scolds him lightly. “It’s not polite.”

“You didn’t tell me how you got to invite them,” Taemin says. “I’d have invited Nini if I knew I could.”

“I’m sorry,” Jinki says softly. “I didn’t think about inviting him. I’ll ask next year for you, alright?”

“No, it’s not alright,” Taemin whines, a frown on his face. “I hate these stupid parties and now you have friends here and I don’t. It’s not fair.”

“Do you want to go dance?” Jinki asks, and it effectively distracts Taemin long enough to make him forget he’s annoyed with him.

There’s plenty of people dancing, it’s not out of the ordinary. Besides, Jinki usually has Taemin dance with him, twirling him around and making him laugh and the two of them dancing silly together. It’s never been a problem before. No one has ever told them not to. It’s not even a couple-y kind of dance, it’s to fast songs, not since Taemin was little enough to stand on Jinki’s feet as he swayed around to slower songs. Besides, Taemin likes dancing. Has fun with it. Has the biggest smile on his face the entire time.

Until Chanyeol tugs Taemin away, harshly, and hisses at him before he can whine about it, “Grandfather’s orders.” He jerks his head towards their grandfather then, and he’s using a single finger to summon Taemin over to him, and Jinki can just feel the way Taemin immediately starts to get anxious.

It’s not an appropriate way for his heir to be acting, his grandfather says. He needs to have more decorum, his grandfather says. He needs to start acting more mature, his grandfather says.

Taemin ends up sitting at a table between his parents, his mother whispering to him, his father holding an arm around the back of Taemin’s chair. He has an intense pout on his face, and it doesn’t get any better even as his mother continues whispering to him.

“But what’s wrong with being like Jinki?” Taemin asks his mother. “With being like you?”

“Nothing’s wrong with that,” Taeyeon says quickly. “Nothing at all. Your grandfather just wants you to start learning how to be a head of the family since you’re getting older.”

“A head of the family isn’t allowed to dance?” Taemin asks.

“We’ll discuss it more at home,” Heechul says then, effectively ending the conversation.

“Just think of how much fun we’ll have tomorrow night, baby,” she says gently, smoothing back Taemin’s hair.

Tomorrow night is the family Christmas party with just Taeyeon’s side of the family. Taemin can’t wait. It’s a million times less stuffy and annoying and he actually gets to play with Jinki and talk with his aunt and uncle and his other grandparents. His Grandpa Yunho is much nicer than his Grandfather Sooman. Taemin has told him so a million times. Yunho always just laughs when his youngest grandson says that, insists it’s only because he always gives Taemin candy and chocolate frogs when he sees him.

“But why do Suho and Xiumin and Chen and Chanyeol and Kyungsoo and Baekhyun get to have fun?” Taemin asks, his voice small. “It’s not fair.”

“I used to think the same thing when I was your age, when my brothers got to go have fun while I had to do all the grown up heir duties at these types of parties,” Heechul assures him. “It’s just part of life, sweetheart.”

“But they’re all older than me, it’s no fair.”

“But they aren’t the heir,” Heechul says. “You are. And that comes with a different set of rules, I’m afraid.”

“Why doesn’t Grandpa Yunho make Jinki do these sorts of things?”

“Your mother’s family just has a different set of rules than ours does,” Heechul explains. “Every family is different, Taemin. I don’t make the rules, I just follow them.”

“When you’re head of the family, can you change the rules then?”

Heechul gives him a stern look and a frown, so Taemin pouts and turns to stare at his half-empty goblet of pumpkin juice instead.

“Why don’t you come with me to get some cider?” Taeyeon suggests, already standing from her seat and holding out a hand for Taemin to hold. He takes it gladly, and they take their time getting cider and having a hushed conversation by the refreshments.

When Taeyeon points out a bit of magic that’s making little snow figures skate around a punch bowl, Taemin smiles and giggles and starts talking with her about all the different little charms throughout the ballroom. The two of them go on a little charms hunt then, finding all the different enchantments to turn the usually stuffy ballroom into a winter wonderland.

“Looks wise, he’s all Uncle Heechul,” Jinki explains to his friends. “But his personality is pretty much entirely Auntie Taeyeon. It can make things difficult for him, when he’s with his dad’s family.”

“Why did they even get married if they’re so different then?” Kibum asks.

Jinki just smiles at his friends.

“Because they love each other.”

It’s as simple as that, and their love for each other and for Taemin is clear when they’re together. Heechul’s face softens at the sight of his wife and son. Taeyeon lights up when she’s around Heechul and Taemin. They both adore Taemin more than anything. But that doesn’t always make extended family dynamics any easier to navigate. It’s something Kibum and Minho learn quickly from that party.

[muselin]

could i ask for a nsfw alphabet for suju donghae please

Since you ask so nicely! I'm glad that someone is still requesting these.

Super Junior Donghae NSFW alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Top notch. Donghae definitely strikes me as the sort of guy to be a perfect gentleman (in the most positive way you can interpret that), especially if you've just gone hard or tried out someone risqué kinks. Helps you get cleaned up, makes you a drink and even a snack to restore your energy. 10/10 aftercare.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On you it's a little to the side of traditional but your hair. Loves the way you style it, loves how it goes with your face, loves to tug on it while you suck him off and when he's railing you from behind. On himself it's his flanks, he loves when you slip your hands around there when you hug him, when you're out together and you cling to him or when he's fucking into you and your nail dig in there in ecstasy.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He's a happy boi no matter where you let him cum to be honest. Just the fact that he gets to do it with you riles him up and gets him thrusting harder and faster. He's a bit partial to cumming inside you but he equally loves painting your chest and your face if you let him.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Wants to get really rough with you. Like, really rough. You haven't talked about this yet but you know that feeling when you love something so much you want to just squeeze it or squish it? Yeah, that. He's a bit of a sadist, he likes it a little too much when he feels the heat of your skin and your yelps when he spanks you, your whines when he pulls on your hair too hard, the grooves in your skin from his fingers when he's holding you so tight with his full weight on top of you. He wants to hurt you and he wants you to like it. But you haven't talked about that yet.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Good amount of experience, he's in his mid-thirties and you're certainly reaping the benefits of that. He's experienced enough to know that people are unique and all like different things, and it's natural for him to keep checking in with you when he's trying a different motion, or suggesting a kink. "Do you like it" is a frequent phrase whispered or grunted into your ear.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Tends to like positions where he's in control and can manhandle you, like doggy style and from behind in general whether you're laying in bed, on all fours or standing.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He's mostly romantic, not really goofy but he can definitely make light of little accidents like bumping noses, things going the wrong way and such. Makes you feel safe and comfortable and it's never too serious with him.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He's on the traditional side so you won't see him going fully bare but he neatens up and trims for you.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

So fucking romantic, oh my god. The biggest romantic in SuJu. Rose petals in the bath, rose petals on your bed, candles on the dinner table. He lives for this shit and his constant cute confessions and breathy "I love you"s against your skin ensire that you never doubt how much he adores you.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He tends to feel frisky a lot. He's a fit, healthy man in his prime and if he isn't having sex with you that day, chances are that he's taking care of himself. He sees it as something natural and sometimes even calls you on the phone for company while he does it.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

He's conflicted because honestly there's so much that he wants to try with you and a lot of things that he likes. One favourite of his predator-prey, with himself as the predator of course. Loves the physicality of it, loves how it gets both your hearts racing and how he gets to manhandle you and sink his teeth into your skin.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He's not exactly a fan of being watched but he's impulsive and so in love with you that your sessions are not confines to just your house. Hotel balconies, deserted beaches, that one time in Shindong's bathroom at his house party that he prays Eunhyuk didn't snitch about - semi-public sex is definitely on the table.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Memories with you. Places, scents, songs, anything that reminds him of times where he kissed you passionately and lost himself in your body is certain to make him want to do it again and again.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

As much as he enjoys domming you, he's not a fan of a Master/slave type dynamic. He sees you as his equal or even as more important than himself. He feels uncomfortable about putting you in a truly subservient position and is likely to turn you down if you asked him for this.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Loves both equally and it's a staple in your sessions. You take turns and he fully enjoys the attention from your lips and tongue on his cock. He equally loves burying his tongue inside you, sucking on your sensitive spots and getting you so riled up for him that you whine and beg beneath his lips.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

As much as he would like to keep it slow and sensual more often, he is more likely to end up rattling your bones against the bed, or wall, or whatever surface he's pinned you against. He's romantic but he's rough, his feelings and passion overflow and drive his fast thrusts until he's carved his desire for you in so deep that you can take no more.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Frequent occurrence when you're busy or tired. He will absolutely take a quickie over nothing, always a glass half full type of guy.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He tries to be careful and educated but he definitely loves risk. Would never willingly put you at excessive risk or get careless but he definitely is impulsive and that bleeds into some undernegotiated moments at times. A degrading word in your ear when he doesn't know how you'll react, putting a coded padlock on your handcuffs and forgetting the last digit - it's never too reckless but there's always a bit of risk.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Great stamina. Can go for two long, hard rounds. He could go for a third but later in the night or in the morning.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He's definitely interested but doesn't own any yet. He brings the idea to you and you start to build your own little collection together. He'll only buy toys you approve of, and once he gets the hang of what you like, he'll surprise you with a new toy every once in a while.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Even as a dom he's too impatient to tease. Overstimulation would be his thing over teasing hands down. When you're having softer sex he's a total pleaser and you'll be getting twice the number of orgasms for each one of his.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He can get loud especially when he's close. Loud moans and a lot of "Oh my god" and grunts low in his throat. He doesn't hide how good you make him feel and you love it.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Loooooves to stuff you full. Balls deep in your ass with a dildo in your cunt? Any day. Filling up your mouth with his cock while his fingers piston inside you with your body laid over his, he just has this urge to slot himself inside of you and make his mark in some way so that you never forget where he belongs.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Average length and girth and that is perfectly sufficient. He knows how to use it very well and that is what has you downright addicted to his cock. You can't help getting turned on when he walks around in his underwear or sweatpants and you can see the outline of it because it reminds you of how much pleasure he's brought you and you can't wait to have him inside you again.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

On the high side. If he had his way he would have you every day, and when you're not there he'll go for a daily jack off to keep himself relaxed and satisfied.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Donghae falls asleep easily. With aftercare done and no worries in his head, he sleeps easy, arm draped over you or his body plastered along your back so he can stay close to you.

[sweetheartyoongi]

SuJu Scenario: Super Junior on Your Birthday 🥳

Leeteuk: he would spoil the hell out of you; however you want to spend your birthday, he’ll do everything in his power to make sure it’s perfect. Want a lovely night out with all your friends? He’ll coordinate the most spectacular affair you’ve ever attended. Want just a quiet night at home? He’ll cook you your favorite foods and shower you in attention and affection. We all saw how hard he went for Shinkoong, and for you he’d be no different. He just wants you to feel happy and loved every day, but even more so on your birthday. Also being the supreme MC makes him the supreme party hostess with the mostest.

Heechul: teases you the whole damn day. Regardless of your age, he makes comments like “don’t move so fast, you’ll break a hip,” and “you’re such a cougar, dating someone so much younger than you.” It’s all said with love, though. Expect a fun night surrounded by all your friends and loved ones, which Heechul definitely planned meticulously but refuses to take any credit for. Also he’s 100% the member to be waiting for you in bed with nothing but a smirk and precariously placed ribbon asking you to ‘open your present’ *wink wink*

Yesung: soft emo boy would be so soft and emo about his s.o.’s special day. Part of it would definitely include going to his your favorite cafe and indulging in the best treats they have to offer. He plans a low key but fun night at home, which is filled with confetti and balloons and all the festive decorations he could convince his friends to set up while you two were out. He spends the night taking constant photos of you blushing in the tacky birthday sash and hat he made you wear, wanting to shower you in as much love as possible.

Shindong: this is the man to throw you the absolute best party. He has a vision for exactly how he wants it to play out because he knows what you like best, and the party he throws is just a pure celebration of you. You can also expect him to be documenting this party through videos and photos so that you can always look back on it. And when the party finally ends in the wee hours of the next morning, and you’re blissed out from celebration, he pulls you into his arms and listens to you recount the party highlights until you fall asleep.

Eunhyuk: like Heechul, he’s not going to stop teasing you, even if it is your birthday. This asshole might actually try to pretend he forgot your birthday, just to get a rise out of you and make what he actually planned seem that much more special. But overall, he’s such a big softie, and just wants you to be happy on your special day. After spending the whole day together (no baby Donghae following around for once), he brings you back to his place to give you a simple, thoughtful gift that shows just how much he values you and your relationship. Before things can get too mushy, he uses those dancer hips to give you the best birthday sex.

Siwon: this man lives to spoil the hell out of you, so your birthday is no exception. He makes you breakfast in bed, and spends the remainder of the day giving you little gifts and kisses and sex whoops. He feels bad that the fun is cut short by a concert the night of your birthday, but still tries to make it all about you. You watch the backstage monitors to see him sending you special signals through the whole show, a smile never leaving either of your faces. The night ends with him presenting you with a special cake in the dressing room while the boys all sing you happy birthday.

Donghae: he may be Baby™️ but today you’re his baby. You wake up to your shared home being completely decorated in balloons, streamers, and banners. He dotes on you the entire day, from making you brunch to taking you shopping for whatever you could possibly want. Seriously, look at something long enough and he’ll buy it for you. You come back home to see he’s thrown you a surprise party (that isn’t really a surprise at all because Eunhyuk accidentally spilled the beans to you whoops). You still act surprised for Donghae’s sake though, who’s just so so happy you’re with him and wants to make you happy in return. Also he definitely starts tearing up as everyone’s singing happy birthday while you blow out your candles because Emotional.

Ryeowook: he’s a king himself, so he’s going to treat you like the royalty you are. The day is spent with pampering at a spa for both of you, which you assume is his gift, but this is far from the grand finale he has planned. While out to the best dinner you swear you’ve had in your life, he surprises you with your real gift - tickets for your dream vacation. You can’t help but let out a few tears at the gesture, because what you love isn’t the expensive gift, but the fact that you’ll get to have him all to yourself with no work interruptions. He’s the best gift you’ve ever received.

Kyuhyun: as much as he tried, he can’t get out of the work commitment that happens to also fall on your birthday. You don’t mind, because he’s always so good about making time for you. So you spend the day with friends and family, but come back home to see your boyfriend waiting for you in his most stylish suit. Having taken the rest of the night off, he brings you to your favorite restaurant, but has you leave before you can order a dessert. You wonder why until you get back to his place and see he’s made you your all time favorite dessert. He lights a candle in it, and gently sings to you in that beautiful voice of his as you blow it out. You spend the rest of the night feeding each other and sharing sweet kisses.

[mybiasisexo]

Grinch

Genre: Fluff | Neighbor!au

Pairing: Sehun x OC

Length: 863

Warning: OC | unfinished

Summary: Sehun can’t really get in the Christmas spirit when he can hear his upstairs neighbor having a mental breakdown

Author’s Note: I really wanted to write something fluffy for Sehun for the Christmas season, but I gave up. That’s really it. Sorry yall....

MASTERLIST

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The first thing Sehun noticed was the stomping.

It was hard to ignore when every time Sehun attempted to put the star on the Christmas tree he spent two and a half hours putting up and decorating the stomping would send a ripple thoughout his apartment, causing his tree to shake. He would just sigh and take another go, which would end up with him sighing again.

Then came the yelling. 

While Sehun was laid back on his couch, red ugly sweater wrapped around his torso, he had to constantly turn the volume up to hear A Christmas Story over the sound of someone yelling incoherently above him.

Finally, there were the tears.

He wasn’t even sure how he could hear it, but the sniffles and full out wailing was hard to ignore as Sehun sat at the counter, sipping on his hot chocolate.

It was heart wrenching sobs that made Sehun have to blink back tears of his own. With an annoyed groan, he ran to his fridge, pulled out what he needed, and left his apartment. He climbed the flight of stairs and power-walked over to the door that sat directly above his. After a second of hesitation, he softly knocked a couple times.

It took a minute, but slowly the door opened and on the other side stood the most beautiful girl Sehun had ever seen.

Despite her face being damp with tears and red from sadness, she was gorgeous. Sehun gulped and stared as the girl blinked up at him with confusion.

“Who are you?” She asked, her voice weak and cracking.

Her whimsical voice brought Sehun back to reality, “I, uh, live downstairs and heard you crying and… well, I felt bad and was wondering if you wanted to talk about it. It is Christmas eve, after all.”

The young woman sniffed and eyed Sehun suspiciously.

He lifted up the bottle of suju he grabbed before heading out, “I brought alcohol.”

She opened the door wider without a word and spun around, allowing Sehun to trail quickly behind her.

~*~

“He left me!” She wailed ten minutes later. The two were seated at her dining table. Sehun was amazed by her home, it was the same layout as his, but looked completely different. His eyes wandered around her tan walls, taking in all the framed pictures that were on them. She had a boa of fake green grass around the livingroom wall, and a Christmas tree half finished in the corner.

“He said things were getting too intense and just left!” The pretty lady continued. She sniffed and choked back a painful sob and Sehun poured her another shot.

“Sounds like an asshole to me,” he admitted, watching mesmerized as the woman knocked her shot back expertly.  Her cup smacked her counter loudly as she wiped her lips with her sleeve.

“He’s not all that bad,” she murmured. Her face softened before quickly shifting into a glare, “at least not when he’s breaking up with me the night before Christmas.”

“That sucks,” Sehun said, taking a shot himself.

“I’m sorry,” the lady began. “I didn’t get your name.”

“Name’s Sehun. Yours?”

“Jinhye.”

“Well, it’s nice to meet you, Jinhye. Although, I’m sorry bout your boyfriend.”

“Ex boyfriend,” Jinhye clarified. It’s silent for a second and then she’s crying again. 

Sehun poured her another shot.

~*~

“I’m totally the Grinch,” Jinhye admitted, laughing until her stomach tightened.

“You don’t like Christmas!” Sehun asked, eyes wide and mouth open with surprise and disgust.

Jinhye shook her head, “not anymore, I don’t!”

“I love Christmas! I can’t hate it, even times like this when I’m spending it alone.”

“Hey!” Jinhye snapped. She checked her phone and squinted up at the tall handsome boy, “it’s twelve ten, and last I checked, you’re not spending it alone! You’re spending it with your neighbor who was just dumped by her boyfriend of three years.”

“I stand corrected,” Sehun grinned. He became serious, “but, seriously, there is no way you are the Grinch.”

“Look at him!” She demanded. She grabbed Sehun’s chin and turned his head towards the screen. He tried to calm the beating of his heart. “We look exactly alike! Same annoyed look, same demeaner—”

“Same beer belly,” Sehun added, gaining a smack from the lady.

“It’s not my fault you filled me up with soju,” she pouted, and Sehun stared at her plump lips. She smiled, and Sehun noticed how genuine her smiles had become in the past two hours, “the warmth of the liquor is warming my heart.”

The two burst out laughing from her comment, and somehow end up sprawled out on the floor. Jinhye laid on top of Sehun and the two lock eyes. Sehun couldn’t help but glance at her lips, they were close enough for him to feel her breath tickle his own pair. He looked back up at her eyes, noticing how wide they were, and decided he’s too drunk to be considerate.

He lifted his head so that their lips met, and a pang of arousal hit his lower abdomen as Jinhye returned the kiss, placing a hand on the side of his face as he slipped his tongue into her mouth.

[kpopgerapitico]

Song of the Week

On time, by like maybe an hour . . .

ALSO, 1thek and other k-pop aggregate posting on YouTube: STOP POSTING OLD VIDEOS!!! It makes it so hard to sort through and find the new music, especially when you repost stuff that doesn’t obviously look old from the thumbnail, with still relevant artists.

Honorable Mentions:

There is a person out there who would love Lee Eun Sang’s Lemonade, and I really hope they find it. If you like stuff like Dancing on Butterfly Wings by ATEEZ, I bet this would be a hit for you. I really like the pre-chorus even if the rest I could take or leave.

Idol Roundup:

- Blooming by Sungmin: SM DIDN’T DROP SUNGMIN?!?!?! I’m so confused, and hopefully suju ‘stans’ wont be assholes to him (it’s a ballad, I’m bored)

- Talk & Talk by fromis_9: I cannot decide, and I think I will have to wait to be in a bubblegum pop mood to give it another try

- Life is Beautiful by ONEUS: I’ve heard this idea and style before, so it doesn’t really get me (and it didn’t when it was newer)

- Not Friends by LOONA: Not my style, and my fav girl Chuu isn’t there, so I will be leaving it behind.

- Movin’ by MCND: Another not my style track, though this time with a style I’m sure you have heard before.

- Outsider by BtoB: Fun and a solid track from them, and worth a listen

The energy that AOMG as a whole is putting out into the world these last few months is so fucking tasty. Jay Park has spent years building a reputation as a rapper and an executive at a label, and now the newest strategy seems to be picking off idol cast offs. And by idol cast offs, I mean what the big three leave behind when scandal, or maybe just contracts are up. He picked up Yugyeom and JB (that’s some energy right there, taking a JYP group leader), and now Lee Hi is thoroughly out of the YG dungeon. Now he just needs the last jewel in his crown: an SM child.

Anyways, Lee Hi has had a comeback with some powerful energy. Only came out last week, and has LEE JEHOON and WON JIN?!?! Like that’s some star power. And then this week, she has a collab with BI, and he is in the video? She is really out here feeding us with star power. I’ve never been a huge Lee Hi fan, and these two tracks don’t really change that, but you have to respect her game.

Speaking of powerful collabs, this week saw Key and Taeyeon together in I Hate that . . . It took the chorus to really get me to buy in, but I’m all in now. I love how Key’s voice is utilized here, and especially how well the duet portions with Taeyeon go. The vibe is slow and chill, like a lot of Key’s solo work, but still has enough drive to keep me interested. And I was worried Taeyeon would be a little to clean and pretty for this, but her voice fits the vibe really well. It gets the first win.

So, there are serious winners for this week, but also one very very very very important less serious winner. In that this song is maybe the most fun I’ve had today, but it is definitely a guilty pleasure sort of fun. Please go watch Park Hyunho’s Money Money Money, because I need other people to see what the average between idol culture and trot culture is. The guy is styled like an idol, with the dances, sets, and frankly MV budget of an idol singer, but he is singing some sort of trot/pop fusion, that, while incredibly repetitive, is also so damn addictive. So it is the fun winner of the week. Also, side note: Park Hyunho smiles like a creep, or a person who never learned to smile, for many shots in the video, which just sort of brought the whole thing to a new level. And thus, the second win.

My posts the last couple days probably show what the last winner is, because A.C.E really continues to feed us, huh? Changer straddles the line of fanservice track and new ideas, with a sound that they haven’t necessarily done before, but that A.C.E unsurprisingly kills. The chorus is addicting, the whole thing is fun and happy. It is a great way to send two members to their military services. Of the groups currently going through service, I have the most hope in A.C.E surviving it, because they’ve had members out of the group for months at a time before. This break will be longer, but they left us with a banger before their enlistment, so I don’t have a whole lot to complain about. Also, they really fed Wow stans for the first time in a while, which I adore Beat for.

[doeilovr]

-kpop tag game

tagged by: @sunflowerforhaechan (thank youuu berry :3)

tagging: @xuxinoir (am I annoying? lol) and anyone who wants to do it :)

song that got me into kpop: Fake Love by BTS

song that gets stuck in my head: kind of a song? It’s Doyoung’s “now I know”

favourite male group: NCT :3 SuperM, BTS, GOT7, TXT

favourite female group: Mamamoo, Red Velvet

favourite underrated male group: hm idk I don’t listen to that many groups, but Enhypen is really good if that even counts as underrated

favourite underrated female group: I really don’t listen to that many groups :/

favourite male soloist: Baekhyun

favorite female soloist: Younha is really good

favourite male choreography: I thought 90’s Love by NCT U was really catchy, also You Calling My Name (I love the intro? hello?) and Move by Taemin (dudeee)

favourite female choreography: HIP by Mamamoo was one of my favorites and I really liked ITZY’s Wannabe (the iconic shoulder dance haha)

favourite sub unit: I couldn’t decide between any NCT unit honestly :0

favourite senior male group: i hate to admit it but Sorry Sorry by SuJu is kinda catchy, sooo not the group just the song lol also Shinee doesen���t fall into this category right (?)

favourite senior female group: i know of SNSD but I don’t really listen to their music :/

favourite disbanded male group: I honestly think I ever stammer any group that disbanded

favourite disbanded female group: same here i guess :)

favourite band: DAY6 all the way, they have so many bops :0

favourite male dancer: Ten is one of my faves (but NCT is full of so many great dancers).. also I have to say Kai and Taemin :)

favourite female dancer: BoA is a really great dancer (I was shocked by her performance at MAMA 2020 with Taemin.. was it MAMA??)

favourite male rapper: I have to mention BTS’ rap line, also Taeyong and Mark and probably Stray Kids’ Felix (I like his voice hehe)

favourite female rapper: Moonbyul :) and also I think Jessi (she’s so cool)

favourite male vocalist: Jungkook, Doyoung, Haechan and Taeil (the holy trinity lol).. omg this is so hard I wanna mention everyone

favourite female vocalist: Taeyeon and Wendy (divine voices)

favourite male debut: Replay by Shinee haha and Congratulations by DAY6

favourite female debut: ITZY’s Debut was awesome, DALLA DALLA :)

favourite mv: I have to mention Moonwalk by WayV and Fake Love by BTS :) also may I mention Eternally by TXT!

favourite underrated song: All for Love by WayV (like WayV needs even more appreciation)

favourite male b-side: if I start we’ll be here all night

favourite female b-side: guys my playlists are full of boy groups :/

favourite comfort song: No Longer by NCT U and Spring Day by BTS

top five boy groups + fav songs: let’s see.. I do love NCT and BTS’ entire discography

NCT

No longer, Yestoday, Faded in my last song, All for Love, Dear DREAM, Dive into You, 119, Moonwalk, Love Song

SuperM

Better Days, Tiger Inside, Monster & Infinity and No Manners

BTS

Spring Day, Tomorrow, Crystal Snow, Rain, Love is Not Over and Interlude: Shadow

TXT

Blue Hour, Eternally, Run Away and Can’t you see me (such a cool group)

GOT7

You Calling My Name, Lullaby, You do (omg what a BOP) and POISON

top five girl groups + fav songs: ok listen I don’t even stan give gg but I will try hehe

Red Velvet

Psycho, Red Vlavor and Take it Slow :)

Mamamoo

HIP and Gogobebe :)

groups planning to stan: does one really plan that or does one listen to one song or see one funny clip and suddenly goes omg I am in love.. that’s the real question here ;)

[superjuniorstarterkit]

I'm a new Suju fan, but I don't know what to do! This is my first time liking a k-pop group, so I really don't know where to start. Please help!

hello and welcome to the wild and wonderful world of super junior! i hope you enjoy your time here :D

suju were my first kpop group too, and one of the biggest things i have learned is that what is normal for super junior isn’t necessarily normal for the kpop industry. besides the fact that they’re variety kings and hilariously funny and multitalented, their creation and resilience are very unique! i could go on and on about that, but i’ll stop here for now ^^

the first thing i would recommend doing is learning the members’ names! you can find the members page here that will give you a good start. super junior technically has fifteen members, though not all of them are currently active or even considered “main group” members (you can find a bit about that in the faq section). the current active main group members are: leeteuk, heechul*, yesung, shindong, eunhyuk, donghae, siwon, ryeowook, and kyuhyun. heechul is sort of out on medical leave due to the lingering effects of his car accident in 2006. and, because it’s super junior, you should brush up on the subunits as well. thankfully, everyone is done with their mandatory military service, so you don’t need to worry about that anymore!

next, i’d start browsing through their mvs on youtube! my personal recommendations are: sorry sorry, bonamana, it’s you, super girl, rokkugo, black suit, mr. simple, and mamacita. all of the korean mvs are available through the smtown youtube channel, but you can browse the music video page for the complete list.

while super junior have an extensive and award-winning (literally!) discography, i think their real charm is their variety sense. i have spent so many hours laughing along with super junior’s ridiculous antics, and their charms are really what won me over in the beginning. there are a lot of talented kpop groups, but none have the variety mastery that suju do! you can find an extensive (but not comprehensive!) list of super junior’s variety shows on the variety page. i’d recommend starting with the “golden tier” varieties.

i hope this helps! personally, i’d also recommend finding some cool people on either tumblr or twitter to follow to keep you updated and to scream along with, fandom is always more fun with friends :D

(oh and you should pick a bias (aka a fave). for some, that’s really easy, and for some, it’s really hard and changes by the day. because super junior have so many activities at all times, it’s easier to focus on the member you like the best sometimes! i couldn’t keep up with everyone, that’s for sure!)